1 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:07,007 I think that you are an outstanding lawyer, 2 00:00:08,108 --> 00:00:09,577 and I just think that we could do great things together. 3 00:00:09,611 --> 00:00:10,945 - No doubt we could. 4 00:00:10,979 --> 00:00:12,279 - You must feel like you're responsible 5 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:13,982 for this woman's death, and as far as I'm concerned, 6 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:15,950 if you don't do something about it, you are. 7 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,552 - Bowie says he couldn't have murdered the woman 8 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:19,554 because he was busy breaking into Greg Fisher's house. 9 00:00:19,654 --> 00:00:21,188 - The movie producer? - I need you to get him 10 00:00:21,288 --> 00:00:23,090 to give us the security footage from his cameras. 11 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,291 - He signed with Erica. 12 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:25,660 - You want this? - What do you want for it? 13 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,262 - You have something of mine, and I'm here to take it back. 14 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:29,731 You saw something you wanted, 15 00:00:29,831 --> 00:00:30,965 you knew how much it mattered to me, 16 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,065 yet you didn't give a damn. 17 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:33,300 - You still think I did it. 18 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,402 - Why is it so important I believe you? 19 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:37,271 - Because I'm a human being, Stuart, 20 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:40,240 and I would never take another life. 21 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:41,976 - I can't come in and run this division 22 00:00:42,010 --> 00:00:44,378 and then fall into some kind of relationship 23 00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:46,380 with a name partner. Gotta be one or the other. 24 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:48,115 - Can I have some time to think about it? 25 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:50,150 - Don't take too long. - I won't. 26 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,986 - As your friend, I'm telling you, 27 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:53,888 you'll look like an idiot if you bring charges. 28 00:00:53,988 --> 00:00:55,222 - Told you this was a courtesy. 29 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:57,457 We arrested him ten minutes before I walked in here. 30 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:03,397 - I'm thinking about getting a earring. 31 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:05,165 - No. - No? 32 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:08,503 You had one. - I was--I was 13. 33 00:01:08,603 --> 00:01:11,405 And it looked way better on me than it ever would on you. 34 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:13,273 - Man, why you got to be like that? 35 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:15,009 - For your own protection, Stuart. 36 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,644 - Time will tell. - No, it won't. 37 00:01:16,711 --> 00:01:18,245 - Fine. 38 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:20,548 You think it's going to be you? - I know it's going to be me. 39 00:01:20,582 --> 00:01:23,150 - Excuse me. - Look at the facts, Stuart. 40 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:24,586 - The facts are, I've outscored you 41 00:01:24,719 --> 00:01:27,120 on every test we've ever taken since our first year. 42 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,556 - I'm sorry, I almost fell asleep there, 43 00:01:28,590 --> 00:01:31,759 like every professor during every oral argument 44 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,493 that you have ever given. 45 00:01:33,595 --> 00:01:35,863 - It was one time. Callahan had a new baby. 46 00:01:35,897 --> 00:01:37,331 He got no sleep the night before. 47 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:39,968 - He got plenty of sleep-- during your presentation. 48 00:01:40,034 --> 00:01:41,536 - All right, gentlemen. 49 00:01:41,636 --> 00:01:44,104 I'm sure you're both dying to know which one of you 50 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:46,074 is number one and which is number two. 51 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:48,776 - Dean Harris, deliver the bad news. 52 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,210 Put Stuart out of his misery. 53 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,346 - Not so fast, Mr. Black. 54 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:55,282 For the first time in the history of Columbia Law, 55 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:58,185 the top two students are exactly tied. 56 00:01:58,251 --> 00:01:59,252 - What? - Really? 57 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,221 - Therefore, for the first time, 58 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:03,390 the winner will be determined by a mock trial. 59 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:04,491 - Thank God. 60 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:05,425 - Can't we just take a test or something? 61 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:07,962 - This is a test, Mr. Lane. 62 00:02:08,062 --> 00:02:10,798 A father and two sons were in a car. 63 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:13,101 All three tested drunk. 64 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:14,334 The older brother was driving. 65 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:15,570 The father was in the front seat. 66 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,505 The younger brother, who is now in a coma, 67 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,306 was passed out in the back when the older brother 68 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:20,508 hit and killed a pedestrian. 69 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:22,442 You'll recruit people to play their parts. 70 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,177 The real question is, which one of you 71 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:25,513 is going to be the prosecution 72 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:26,581 and who is going to be the defense? 73 00:02:26,681 --> 00:02:28,816 - I don't ever want to be defense, ever. 74 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,918 - That's fine by me. - Prosecution. 75 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:33,021 - Thank you. - Defense. 76 00:02:33,087 --> 00:02:34,522 - One more thing-- 77 00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:36,557 you'll each be allowed to change one fact or detail 78 00:02:36,691 --> 00:02:38,026 about the case, 79 00:02:38,059 --> 00:02:39,359 because in the real world, 80 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:42,096 curveballs come up at court every day. 81 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,208 - Got your ass-kicking tie on. 82 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:57,244 - They're all ass-kicking ties. 83 00:02:57,310 --> 00:03:00,148 - Well, if you're about to go kick Isaac's ass, 84 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:02,382 why'd you have so much trouble sleeping last night? 85 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,152 - I thought we agreed no analyzing me 86 00:03:04,251 --> 00:03:06,253 before I go to court. - When did we agree to that? 87 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:07,689 - Right now when I just said it. 88 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:14,261 - Isaac said something to me. It got to me. 89 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:16,631 He said I'm responsible for this murder 90 00:03:16,698 --> 00:03:19,634 because I shared information he gave me with my client, 91 00:03:19,701 --> 00:03:21,969 and four hours later, a woman was dead. 92 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:27,141 - Well, did you have any idea that this might happen 93 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,776 when you shared it with your client? 94 00:03:28,810 --> 00:03:30,044 - Of course not. 95 00:03:30,144 --> 00:03:31,579 - Well, maybe Isaac's saying it's your fault 96 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:33,147 because he really thinks it's his. 97 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,615 - What good does that do me? 98 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:36,984 - If you can see that it isn't his fault, 99 00:03:37,018 --> 00:03:39,286 maybe you can see it isn't yours. 100 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:43,256 - Okay, what was so important it couldn't wait? 101 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:44,826 - Your Honor, I asked for this hearing 102 00:03:44,859 --> 00:03:46,994 because this case should never go to trial. 103 00:03:47,028 --> 00:03:48,529 - Said every defense lawyer ever. 104 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:50,497 We have more than enough evidence to proceed. 105 00:03:50,565 --> 00:03:53,366 - And last I checked, the judge is the one who decides that. 106 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:55,670 - What's this? 107 00:03:55,737 --> 00:03:57,905 - Security-camera footage which proves David Bowie 108 00:03:57,939 --> 00:04:00,842 was at a different location when Janet Fields was murdered. 109 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,115 - You've got to be kidding me. 110 00:04:07,181 --> 00:04:09,083 You're saying he couldn't have murdered her 111 00:04:09,183 --> 00:04:10,685 because he was robbing someone else? 112 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:11,986 - Yes, I am, and if you want to charge him 113 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,221 with that, Isaac, be my guest. 114 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:14,454 - I have to say, 115 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:15,656 this is compelling grounds for dismissal. 116 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,158 - Your Honor, I want to subpoena the person 117 00:04:17,225 --> 00:04:18,226 who gave him this footage. 118 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:19,459 - He has nothing to do with this. 119 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,328 - They're using this footage as an alibi, 120 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:22,730 and I don't know anything about where it came from 121 00:04:22,797 --> 00:04:24,364 or the person who gave it to them. 122 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:25,867 - Would you like to examine the guy who installed 123 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:26,901 the security cameras? 124 00:04:26,968 --> 00:04:28,536 Or, oh, what about the man who invented film? 125 00:04:28,603 --> 00:04:30,004 - If it helps prove that evidence is a lie, 126 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:31,139 I'll subpoena your mother. 127 00:04:31,239 --> 00:04:32,272 - My mother wouldn't get caught on film. 128 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:33,941 - Okay, that's enough. 129 00:04:34,008 --> 00:04:36,476 The footage is compelling, but Mr. Adani can question 130 00:04:36,511 --> 00:04:38,579 the man who provided it. - Your Honor, I think-- 131 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,313 - Whatever you're going to say, save it till next time. 132 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:43,651 We're done here. 133 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:17,819 - Okay, I'm here. 134 00:05:18,186 --> 00:05:19,486 What's going on? 135 00:05:19,554 --> 00:05:20,955 - I just got a subpoena for Greg Fisher 136 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:23,456 to answer questions about that security footage. 137 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:24,926 - And? - I need you to make sure 138 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,662 Greg's dirty laundry doesn't get aired in public. 139 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:29,429 - Why are you asking me and not Stuart? 140 00:05:29,564 --> 00:05:34,401 - A few years ago, Stuart took something from me. 141 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:35,803 I couldn't stand it. 142 00:05:35,837 --> 00:05:38,606 And I couldn't stand the way he took it. 143 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:41,509 So I used that security footage as leverage to get it back, 144 00:05:41,576 --> 00:05:43,443 and I didn't do it gently. 145 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,613 - So he won't do this for you, but he might do it for me. 146 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,181 - Yes. 147 00:05:47,281 --> 00:05:48,749 - I'll take care of it. 148 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:50,585 - Thank you. 149 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,688 - Wait a second. 150 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:56,891 Is this why your mother's sculpture suddenly reappeared? 151 00:05:56,991 --> 00:05:58,425 - It is. 152 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:01,062 - What do you mean you couldn't stand the way he took it? 153 00:06:01,095 --> 00:06:02,230 He stole it? 154 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,031 - No, he tricked me. 155 00:06:04,098 --> 00:06:06,667 He made me look like a fool. 156 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,703 - How? 157 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:14,175 - Ted, I want to go over the ground rules. 158 00:06:14,275 --> 00:06:17,144 - Can it wait a minute, Stuart? I'm going to go on a run. 159 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:22,183 Unless you'd like to join me. - You know I can't do that. 160 00:06:22,316 --> 00:06:23,918 The Lane men suffer from knock-knees. 161 00:06:23,985 --> 00:06:25,485 It's not a laughing matter. 162 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,822 - I'm sorry. It's not a laughing matter. 163 00:06:27,889 --> 00:06:30,992 Okay, Stuart. Hit me. What would you like to discuss? 164 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,194 - I want to know if we're in a gunfight or a knife fight. 165 00:06:33,294 --> 00:06:36,130 - Stuart, you're my roommate, my best friend, and I love you, 166 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:38,465 but I'm going to tear you to pieces, 167 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:42,169 and I don't want you to come crying to me when I win. 168 00:06:43,337 --> 00:06:45,706 - That's exactly what I wanted to hear, 169 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,642 because when this is all said and done, 170 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,610 you're going to be the one crying. 171 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,078 - Okay. 172 00:06:51,145 --> 00:06:52,813 Um... 173 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,516 B-before we actually get started here, 174 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,084 there is--there is one thing. 175 00:06:57,118 --> 00:06:59,387 I would... 176 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:02,823 I would really like Eddie to play the younger brother. 177 00:07:02,957 --> 00:07:05,359 - The brother's in a coma. He won't have anything to do. 178 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,361 - I know, but I want him to have a chance 179 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:10,430 to feel like he's part of the action. 180 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:12,133 - That's a great idea. 181 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:13,901 Of course... 182 00:07:13,968 --> 00:07:15,670 on one condition. 183 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:17,872 I get to pick all the other parts. 184 00:07:17,939 --> 00:07:19,073 - Are you kidding me? 185 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:21,108 I'm trying to do a nice thing for my brother here. 186 00:07:21,175 --> 00:07:22,376 You're going to leverage it? 187 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:24,444 - You just said we're in a gunfight. 188 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:26,948 This is war. War is hell. 189 00:07:26,981 --> 00:07:29,550 - That was a test. I wouldn't have it any other way. 190 00:07:29,684 --> 00:07:32,219 - All right, hey, you want to do the thing one time 191 00:07:32,253 --> 00:07:33,554 before we're on opposite sides? 192 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:35,122 - We're already on opposite sides. 193 00:07:35,156 --> 00:07:36,424 - Come on. 194 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,192 Okay. 195 00:07:38,259 --> 00:07:39,627 - Really? 196 00:07:39,694 --> 00:07:41,929 - No. 197 00:07:41,963 --> 00:07:44,231 - War really is hell. 198 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,868 - May I speak with you for a second? 199 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,904 - What is it? - The last time that we spoke, 200 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:52,840 you were, uh, looking for an answer, 201 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,775 and I had some unexpected business in New York. 202 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:58,145 But I thought about it a lot, and I have one. 203 00:07:58,212 --> 00:07:59,280 - It doesn't matter. 204 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:00,514 - I thought that we were going to have 205 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,116 a conversation about this. - I thought so, too. 206 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:03,918 And then you disappeared for a week. 207 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,353 - So that's it? 208 00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:06,787 - I don't know what you want me to say. 209 00:08:06,821 --> 00:08:08,488 Actions speak louder than words. 210 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:09,857 I've been up and running 211 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,359 as the head of the Criminal Division since Monday. 212 00:08:11,425 --> 00:08:12,760 - Okay. 213 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:17,832 Well, uh, if you are up and running, 214 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,166 then we need to make an announcement 215 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:20,634 as soon as possible. 216 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:23,704 Big, splashy case, preferably related to entertainment-- 217 00:08:23,738 --> 00:08:25,406 Do you have anything that fits the bill? 218 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,675 - You know Sierra Carson? - Of course I do. 219 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,710 Teen star accused of assaulting her father. 220 00:08:29,844 --> 00:08:31,512 That will make a great announcement. 221 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:33,381 - Not quite. - Why? 222 00:08:33,447 --> 00:08:35,282 - Because I still haven't signed her. 223 00:08:35,383 --> 00:08:36,884 - Then we're getting off on the wrong foot. 224 00:08:37,018 --> 00:08:38,586 - What's going on, Ted? - Nothing's going on. 225 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,054 But the answer to the question, 226 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:42,823 "do you have anything that fits the bill?" should've been no. 227 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,462 - Let me get this straight. 228 00:08:48,496 --> 00:08:51,132 You want me to play the part of a therapist? 229 00:08:51,165 --> 00:08:53,200 - Well, you are studying to be a therapist. 230 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:55,069 - I think that's a bad idea. 231 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,203 - Why? 232 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:57,405 - Because you and Ted are friends. 233 00:08:57,438 --> 00:08:59,006 This has trouble written all over it, 234 00:08:59,073 --> 00:09:01,008 not to mention that you said the gloves are off. 235 00:09:01,042 --> 00:09:02,543 I mean, he's going to use me against you. 236 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:03,911 - All Ted can do is ask 237 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:06,515 if the brother admitted to feeling guilt in session. 238 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:07,882 And when he does, I come in and say, 239 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,417 you're covered by doctor-patient privilege. 240 00:09:09,518 --> 00:09:11,485 Nothing more can happen. Trust me. 241 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:14,055 - Stuart, why is this so important to you? 242 00:09:14,155 --> 00:09:17,091 - You told me you fell in love with Alan Sepiol 243 00:09:17,158 --> 00:09:19,528 while watching him win debate club regionals. 244 00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:21,128 - That was high school. 245 00:09:21,195 --> 00:09:22,496 - I saw the look on your face 246 00:09:22,531 --> 00:09:24,899 when you were telling me about watching him. 247 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:27,168 - And you want me to have that same look 248 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,869 when I'm watching you? - Yes. 249 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:31,472 And the only reason you'd say no 250 00:09:31,506 --> 00:09:33,674 is if you think I can't beat him. 251 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:36,310 - You have got to get over this chip on your shoulder 252 00:09:36,377 --> 00:09:38,245 that you think he's better than you. 253 00:09:38,379 --> 00:09:40,781 - What do you think I'm trying to do? 254 00:09:40,915 --> 00:09:44,485 - Okay, I'll do it. - You're the best. 255 00:09:44,553 --> 00:09:46,187 - Yeah, I'm the best girlfriend ever. 256 00:09:48,557 --> 00:09:51,292 - Hey, we need to talk, and we need to talk now. 257 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,227 - Excuse me? - Erica did us a solid 258 00:09:53,294 --> 00:09:54,695 by giving us that footage, 259 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,697 and now her client is being dragged into your case. 260 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,332 - I'm not the one who called Fisher as a witness. 261 00:09:58,399 --> 00:10:00,334 - No, but you're the one that knows what was stolen. 262 00:10:00,401 --> 00:10:02,369 - You mean I know the identity of Fisher's co-star 263 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,871 on that sex tape? - Yes. 264 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,707 And you better make damn sure that none of that comes out. 265 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,709 - I don't appreciate your tone. - I don't care. 266 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:09,944 You asked for my help. 267 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,779 I got Erica to do this. We owe her. 268 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:12,746 - Well, he's got to say something 269 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:13,881 about what was stolen. 270 00:10:13,948 --> 00:10:16,684 - What he's going to say is the truth. 271 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,853 Two pieces of jewelry and 20,000 in cash 272 00:10:18,953 --> 00:10:21,922 were taken from that safe, and that is it. 273 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,525 - Fine. 274 00:10:23,558 --> 00:10:25,626 I'll do my best to keep the rest out of it. 275 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,628 - No, that's not good enough. 276 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:30,565 Erica told me what you did to get her mother's sculpture, 277 00:10:30,599 --> 00:10:34,235 and you owe her a hell of a lot more than just giving it back. 278 00:10:34,268 --> 00:10:35,870 - Whether I owe Erica or not, 279 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:38,372 my job is to serve my client, not your girlfriend. 280 00:10:38,439 --> 00:10:39,640 And if one conflicts with the other, 281 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:42,376 you know what's going to happen. 282 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,685 - Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'll be brief. 283 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,787 The defendant was drunk. 284 00:10:53,888 --> 00:10:55,422 He plowed into the victim, 285 00:10:55,456 --> 00:10:57,526 killing him in his father's BMW, 286 00:10:57,592 --> 00:11:00,394 and he admitted to all of this at the scene. 287 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:01,862 This trial will be short. 288 00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:05,666 Your only job is deciding what the punishment should be. 289 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,674 - Your Honor, the prosecution and I agree on one thing. 290 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,442 This is going to be a short trial, 291 00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:17,244 because in lieu of opening statements, 292 00:11:17,311 --> 00:11:18,647 I move for a directed verdict. 293 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,114 - Objection. On what basis? 294 00:11:20,181 --> 00:11:22,116 - On the basis they got the wrong guy. 295 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,151 I have a witness I'd like to call to the stand. 296 00:11:24,218 --> 00:11:25,587 - What witness? 297 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:27,556 - The father of the man on trial. 298 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,429 - What are you doing? - Winning. 299 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,435 Who was driving the car 300 00:11:41,503 --> 00:11:43,003 on the night the victim was killed? 301 00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:44,738 - I was. - And yet, at the scene, 302 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,173 your son said he was the one driving. 303 00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:47,041 Why would he do that? 304 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,809 - Because he wanted to protect me. 305 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:51,011 - Why would you let him do it? - Because I was drunk. 306 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:54,448 And I was touched by the depth of his feelings for me. 307 00:11:54,549 --> 00:11:56,417 But I had to come forward, 308 00:11:56,483 --> 00:12:00,020 because as much as he loves me, I love him even more. 309 00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:01,623 - Dean, I'm sorry to break character, 310 00:12:01,690 --> 00:12:03,057 but I want to go on the record as saying 311 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,626 that if Stuart is going to go down this road, 312 00:12:04,659 --> 00:12:06,628 this counts as his one allowance 313 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,262 to change the facts of the case. 314 00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:09,263 - I didn't change anything. 315 00:12:09,330 --> 00:12:10,665 I simply informed my client 316 00:12:10,699 --> 00:12:12,601 if his father was really the one driving that car, 317 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:13,968 this case would be over. 318 00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:15,302 - You mean you got that bastard to lie on the stand? 319 00:12:15,369 --> 00:12:17,304 - I would never suborn perjury in a moot court 320 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,673 or anywhere else. 321 00:12:18,707 --> 00:12:20,774 - No, you'd just bring my father into it. 322 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,109 - All right, that's enough. 323 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,512 The only thing he did was pull one hell of a move. 324 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,046 He didn't change any facts. 325 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,848 I'm going to give you 15 minutes 326 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,216 to prepare for cross. 327 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:32,987 - What the hell are you doing? 328 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,256 - I'm representing my client to the best of my ability. 329 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,057 - I mean picking my father to play that part 330 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,859 when you could have had anybody else? 331 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,261 - Oh, get over it, Ted. 332 00:12:40,394 --> 00:12:42,329 All you got to do is prove that he lied up there. 333 00:12:42,363 --> 00:12:44,131 - The only way to do that is to get him to say 334 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,100 that he was sacrificing himself for his son, 335 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,802 which is something that he would never do. 336 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,137 - Sounds to me like you're saying 337 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,039 I picked the right choice to play your father. 338 00:12:52,106 --> 00:12:54,208 - Remember, 339 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,043 you started this. 340 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,185 - I'm not going to have to say anything about the sex tape, 341 00:13:05,419 --> 00:13:06,521 correct? 342 00:13:06,621 --> 00:13:09,490 - No, you're not. - You're sure? 343 00:13:09,591 --> 00:13:11,292 - I'm about to make sure. 344 00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:21,536 Amanda, what is it? I am a little busy. 345 00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:22,803 - I'm trying to sign a client 346 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,938 that has an entertainment element, 347 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,741 and I could use a little background on her. 348 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,208 - Who's the client? - Sierra Carson. 349 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,544 - When are you going to meet with her? 350 00:13:29,577 --> 00:13:31,445 - I'm due in court in an hour. - Then I can't help you. 351 00:13:31,546 --> 00:13:35,182 Because right in this moment, I am in court myself. 352 00:13:36,785 --> 00:13:39,554 Hey, just so we're clear-- 353 00:13:39,587 --> 00:13:41,922 that sex tape, off the table. 354 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,291 - You want clarity? I'll tell you what I told Rick. 355 00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:46,628 I'll do my best, but I make no guarantees, 356 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:47,828 because my client's best interest 357 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,430 is more important than yours. 358 00:13:49,531 --> 00:13:51,231 - Gentlemen, are we ready? 359 00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:54,502 - Mr. Fisher, 360 00:13:54,602 --> 00:13:57,171 what exactly was stolen the night your security camera 361 00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,373 conveniently caught Mr. Bowie on tape? 362 00:13:59,473 --> 00:14:02,142 - A watch, a bracelet that belonged to my grandmother, 363 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,745 and $20,000 cash. 364 00:14:03,812 --> 00:14:05,012 - Family heirloom. How sad. 365 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,280 You must have called the police 366 00:14:06,347 --> 00:14:07,915 the second you discovered what was missing. 367 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,383 - I never called the police. 368 00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,885 - So money and things of sentimental value were stolen, 369 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,887 yet you never reported it. 370 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,189 Why would that be? 371 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,124 - I used other channels to get it back. 372 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,526 - I think you didn't report it 373 00:14:18,593 --> 00:14:20,160 because you staged this whole thing 374 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,096 as a favor to David Bowie. - Objection. 375 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,798 There's no evidence of that. - Yes, there is. 376 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,834 Mr. Fisher, isn't it true that you hired David Bowie 377 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,802 six months ago? 378 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,002 - Yes, I did. 379 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,739 - For what? - I'd rather not say. 380 00:14:30,772 --> 00:14:32,206 - And I'd rather you did. 381 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:38,345 - I hired him to retrieve an item of mine 382 00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:39,213 that someone else had. 383 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,948 - So you hired him to commit a crime? 384 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,383 - I didn't ask how he got it back. 385 00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:44,719 - You mean you didn't care how he got it back. 386 00:14:44,786 --> 00:14:46,286 - Objection. - He committed a crime for you 387 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,689 or got it back by some miracle. 388 00:14:47,789 --> 00:14:50,023 Either way, you have a soft spot in your heart for him. 389 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,492 - I don't care if he-- 390 00:14:51,559 --> 00:14:53,661 - You set up this whole fake robbery to create an alibi. 391 00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:56,531 - Your Honor. Your Honor! - That's enough. 392 00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:58,966 I have to say, Mr. Adani has created enough doubt 393 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,168 about the motives of this witness 394 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,737 for us to move forward with trial. 395 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:09,744 - Your Honor, what if I could prove this man hates my client 396 00:15:09,811 --> 00:15:12,179 and would never lift a finger to help him? 397 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,248 - Stuart, do not do this. 398 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,250 - I'll do what I have to do. - You know what? 399 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,819 This is why people don't like you. 400 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,855 You put yourself above the team every time. 401 00:15:20,889 --> 00:15:23,023 - I'm putting my client above everything else, 402 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,492 which is what a lawyer is supposed to do. 403 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,834 - Teddy, this is great. We're all in the trial. 404 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,769 - Yeah, Eddie, it's really great. 405 00:15:34,836 --> 00:15:36,671 Do you mind if I talk to Dad for a second? 406 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,744 - I saw you storm off earlier. 407 00:15:42,777 --> 00:15:44,779 You all finished with your temper tantrum? 408 00:15:44,846 --> 00:15:46,013 - What are you even doing here? 409 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,181 - I'm here to see what kind of man you are. 410 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,516 - Walk me through that. 411 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:49,851 - I knew this would put you in a tough position. 412 00:15:49,884 --> 00:15:51,786 So will you rise to the occasion, 413 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:52,921 or did your mother make you weak? 414 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,054 - My mother raised me and Eddie. 415 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:56,089 - She didn't prepare you for things like this 416 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,559 that happen in real life. 417 00:15:57,592 --> 00:15:59,861 - In real life, you wouldn't be lying about driving that car. 418 00:15:59,894 --> 00:16:01,395 You would have been driving that car, 419 00:16:01,462 --> 00:16:04,097 and then you would have pressured me or Eddie 420 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,499 to say that it was us. 421 00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:08,603 - Teddy, I don't like this. 422 00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:10,337 - Mr. Black, 423 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,473 are you ready to cross-examine the father? 424 00:16:12,507 --> 00:16:15,242 - Your Honor, I was going to call this man up there 425 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:17,010 and say that his confession was a lie, 426 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,714 that he was only claiming to be behind the wheel 427 00:16:19,747 --> 00:16:22,449 because he loves his son. 428 00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:25,920 But the truth is that he has no love for his son, 429 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:28,989 and he actually was the one driving the car. 430 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,324 - What's going on here? - And therefore, 431 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,459 I move to place him under arrest 432 00:16:32,527 --> 00:16:35,730 for vehicular manslaughter. - No, no, this is my client. 433 00:16:35,763 --> 00:16:38,600 If he's found innocent, I win. - Except for one thing. 434 00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:41,903 I'm using my one change to make the father the new defendant. 435 00:16:41,936 --> 00:16:43,571 - Stuart, I'm afraid that Ted's right. 436 00:16:43,638 --> 00:16:46,741 - And since the new defendant has just confessed to the crime 437 00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:48,877 in front of the jury, 438 00:16:48,943 --> 00:16:50,444 I rest my case. 439 00:16:50,545 --> 00:16:52,479 - Okay. 440 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:55,415 We'll pick this up tomorrow with Mr. Lane. 441 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:58,285 I have to say, this is proving to be quite the battle. 442 00:16:58,352 --> 00:16:59,888 You may think I'm weak, 443 00:16:59,921 --> 00:17:01,355 but I'm certainly not stupid, 444 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,091 because I just found a way to call you a terrible father 445 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:07,227 and win my trial, all at the same time. 446 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,301 - You going to ice me out all night, 447 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,770 or do you want to talk about it? 448 00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:18,338 - I don't know, Stuart--you got any more surprises for me? 449 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:21,174 Maybe you want to call Adolf Hitler to the stand. 450 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:24,311 - You're going to compare your father with Adolf Hitler? 451 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:27,047 - He was a really bad father. 452 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:32,921 My father and I had a blowup in front of Eddie, Stuart. 453 00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:35,088 You know how much that upsets him. 454 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,591 How would you feel 455 00:17:36,624 --> 00:17:38,793 if I had done something like that to you? 456 00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:42,564 - I'd think it's not personal. You're just trying to win. 457 00:17:44,832 --> 00:17:46,466 Look, man, if that's-- 458 00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:50,203 if that's what you think, then that's what you think. 459 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,444 - Ms. Carson, aggravated assault of a loved one 460 00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,279 is a serious allegation. 461 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,583 Do you have anything to say before I rule on your bail? 462 00:18:01,683 --> 00:18:03,551 - I'd prefer my client not answer, Your Honor. 463 00:18:03,618 --> 00:18:05,687 - Are you sure? - Your Honor, if I may. 464 00:18:05,787 --> 00:18:08,523 Ms. Carson is a public figure without a passport. 465 00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:11,158 Not only should her bail be set at zero, 466 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,694 she should be given a new attorney. 467 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,128 - I'm her attorney. - This person is not qualified. 468 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,931 - He was appointed by the court. 469 00:18:16,998 --> 00:18:18,231 - Because Ms. Carson was told 470 00:18:18,332 --> 00:18:20,001 she couldn't afford one herself. 471 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,970 - I can't. - Yes, you can. 472 00:18:22,036 --> 00:18:23,705 Your Honor, I'd like to file a motion 473 00:18:23,805 --> 00:18:24,973 for conservator-in-limine. 474 00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:26,741 - She already has a conservator. 475 00:18:26,841 --> 00:18:28,475 - Yes, her father, the man she's accused of assaulting. 476 00:18:28,543 --> 00:18:29,877 Do we think that's the best person 477 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,212 to decide whether or not she can spend money she earned 478 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,882 on a competent attorney? - I take offense at that. 479 00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:36,450 - Be that as it may, Arnold, 480 00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:39,486 it appears you are not as up to the task as Ms. Stevens. 481 00:18:39,554 --> 00:18:41,656 But I don't want to force representation on anyone. 482 00:18:41,723 --> 00:18:42,824 Ms. Carson, 483 00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:45,359 would you prefer to be represented by this woman? 484 00:18:47,662 --> 00:18:49,262 - Don't you want to know if I did it? 485 00:18:49,363 --> 00:18:51,164 - Not right now. - Why not? 486 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,433 - Because if you didn't, I'll believe you. 487 00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:56,303 And if you did, I'm going to prove he deserved it. 488 00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:58,539 - How can you know all that? 489 00:18:58,606 --> 00:19:01,009 - Because I was emancipated from my father. 490 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,981 - I believe I have myself a new attorney, Your Honor. 491 00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:12,319 - You're the therapist of the former defendant, correct? 492 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:13,554 - I am. 493 00:19:13,655 --> 00:19:15,222 - And did the two of you ever talk about his feelings? 494 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,558 - Of course we did. That's the point of therapy. 495 00:19:17,592 --> 00:19:21,261 - In that case, did the former defendant, my new client's son, 496 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,799 ever say anything about feeling guilty about driving his car 497 00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:26,433 into the victim? - Yes, many times. 498 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,635 - Objection. 499 00:19:27,702 --> 00:19:29,436 That answer is subject to doctor-patient privilege. 500 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,072 - Your Honor, that privilege only applies 501 00:19:31,139 --> 00:19:32,507 when the patient is in jeopardy. 502 00:19:32,607 --> 00:19:35,543 And since the prosecution saw fit to dismiss 503 00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:38,146 the former defendant's case, there is no jeopardy. 504 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,514 - Objection overruled. 505 00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:43,383 - So since my new client clearly wasn't driving the car, 506 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,652 why would he say he was? 507 00:19:44,752 --> 00:19:46,486 - You don't have to be a therapist to answer that. 508 00:19:46,587 --> 00:19:47,889 I mean, what father wouldn't lie 509 00:19:47,922 --> 00:19:50,390 about being behind the wheel to protect his own son? 510 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,894 - Which means he wasn't behind the wheel 511 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,296 and my new client is innocent. 512 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,599 No more questions, Your Honor. 513 00:20:00,835 --> 00:20:03,638 - For the record, who paid for those therapy sessions? 514 00:20:03,705 --> 00:20:05,673 Was it your patient, or was it his father? 515 00:20:05,773 --> 00:20:07,175 - His father. - So you owe the man. 516 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,341 - I don't owe anyone. 517 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,210 My responsibility is to my patient, 518 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:11,779 not the man who pays his bills. 519 00:20:11,846 --> 00:20:12,780 - So to clarify, 520 00:20:12,814 --> 00:20:14,481 you wouldn't lie to protect the defendant? 521 00:20:14,582 --> 00:20:15,817 - No, I wouldn't. - Good. 522 00:20:15,850 --> 00:20:17,484 Because my real question is, would you lie 523 00:20:17,585 --> 00:20:19,087 to protect his attorney? - What? 524 00:20:19,153 --> 00:20:20,353 - Isn't it true that you're in a relationship 525 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,856 with Stuart Lane? - Yes, but-- 526 00:20:21,923 --> 00:20:25,358 - Did you not recently tell me that you wanted to marry him? 527 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,398 - I told you that in confidence. 528 00:20:31,465 --> 00:20:32,466 - Your Honor-- - And if you want to marry him, 529 00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:33,701 doesn't it stand to reason 530 00:20:33,801 --> 00:20:35,970 that you would do anything within your power 531 00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:37,939 to help him get ahead? - Dean! 532 00:20:38,005 --> 00:20:40,575 - Isn't it true that your future with Stuart Lane 533 00:20:40,641 --> 00:20:45,046 is far more secure if he finishes first in this class 534 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,313 rather than second? 535 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,247 - Yes, but I wouldn't ever lie for him-- 536 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,616 - But you just said, 537 00:20:48,716 --> 00:20:52,419 what father wouldn't lie to protect his own son? 538 00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:55,422 Do you expect a jury to buy that a future wife 539 00:20:55,489 --> 00:20:58,192 wouldn't lie to protect her own husband? 540 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,895 - Okay, I am done with this entire thing. 541 00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:06,768 - Helen. Helen, wait. 542 00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:08,468 - Damn it, Stuart, 543 00:21:08,569 --> 00:21:10,138 Ted just revealed something intimate 544 00:21:10,171 --> 00:21:11,706 that I wanted to share with you myself. 545 00:21:11,773 --> 00:21:12,907 - I know it's upsetting, 546 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,342 but, Helen, hearing you want to marry me is good news. 547 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,211 - That doesn't make it any better. 548 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,180 And on top of that, he attacked my integrity 549 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,314 in front of everyone in that stupid room. 550 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,750 - He didn't say those things about you. 551 00:21:22,817 --> 00:21:24,852 He said them about the character you're playing. 552 00:21:24,919 --> 00:21:26,053 - Are you kidding me? 553 00:21:26,087 --> 00:21:29,223 I tell you how I feel, and you're going to lawyer me? 554 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,092 Do you even understand me at all? 555 00:21:31,192 --> 00:21:33,094 - How am I the bad guy here? Ted did this. 556 00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,629 - I'll tell you how. 557 00:21:34,695 --> 00:21:36,931 I told you I didn't want to do this, and you didn't listen. 558 00:21:36,998 --> 00:21:41,102 So go back in there and do what you have to do, but I am done. 559 00:21:49,844 --> 00:21:52,479 - Mr. Lane, another five minutes, 560 00:21:52,547 --> 00:21:53,848 I was going to declare a winner, 561 00:21:53,915 --> 00:21:55,683 and it wasn't going to be you. - I'm sorry, Your Honor. 562 00:21:55,716 --> 00:21:57,285 - How would you like to proceed? 563 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:03,390 - Defense would like to call 564 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:04,559 the younger brother to the stand. 565 00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:06,459 - What? No, he can't do that. 566 00:22:06,527 --> 00:22:08,663 The--the younger brother is in a coma. 567 00:22:08,696 --> 00:22:10,430 - He was, but I want to use my one change 568 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,566 to say he just woke up. 569 00:22:11,632 --> 00:22:13,167 - He was passed out the entire time. 570 00:22:13,234 --> 00:22:14,702 He doesn't know anything. 571 00:22:14,769 --> 00:22:17,772 - He can still speak about both his brother and his father. 572 00:22:17,839 --> 00:22:19,574 - In that case, we'll convene tomorrow 573 00:22:19,674 --> 00:22:22,442 with the brother on the stand. 574 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,245 - Stuart, don't do this. 575 00:22:24,278 --> 00:22:25,445 - It's too late for that. 576 00:22:25,513 --> 00:22:26,914 You went after Helen. 577 00:22:26,981 --> 00:22:28,149 I'm going after Eddie. 578 00:22:33,654 --> 00:22:36,657 Mr. Fisher, you said you hired my client 579 00:22:36,724 --> 00:22:38,526 to retrieve an item someone had taken. 580 00:22:38,593 --> 00:22:41,095 Was this item part of what was stolen that night? 581 00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:43,130 - It was. - I'm confused. 582 00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:45,666 Why would my client want to steal something 583 00:22:45,733 --> 00:22:47,535 he retrieved for you in the first place? 584 00:22:47,568 --> 00:22:48,669 - I really can't be sure. 585 00:22:48,736 --> 00:22:49,804 - Well, I think we'd all be sure 586 00:22:49,871 --> 00:22:52,506 if you just told us what the item was. 587 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:57,979 It was a sex tape. 588 00:22:58,045 --> 00:22:59,614 - What the hell does this have to do with anything? 589 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,115 - You're about to find out, Isaac, 590 00:23:01,182 --> 00:23:02,617 because Mr. Fisher is about to tell us 591 00:23:02,717 --> 00:23:04,552 the name of the woman he is with on that tape. 592 00:23:04,619 --> 00:23:06,654 - Your Honor, my client's right to privacy 593 00:23:06,754 --> 00:23:09,056 precludes him from being forced to answer this question. 594 00:23:09,123 --> 00:23:10,490 - It doesn't preclude me. - Stuart. 595 00:23:10,558 --> 00:23:13,294 - You filmed yourself having sex with Dana David, 596 00:23:13,361 --> 00:23:14,862 who's married to the head of the studio 597 00:23:14,962 --> 00:23:16,831 who controls every project you have. 598 00:23:16,898 --> 00:23:18,232 And isn't it true that affair coming out 599 00:23:18,332 --> 00:23:19,399 could ruin your career? 600 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:20,868 - I guess we're about to find out. 601 00:23:20,935 --> 00:23:23,470 - So he stole that tape to blackmail you, 602 00:23:23,571 --> 00:23:27,008 and you hate him for it? - He did, and I do. 603 00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:28,809 - Your Honor... 604 00:23:28,843 --> 00:23:31,345 we've provided rock-solid evidence 605 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,347 David Bowie could not have committed this murder. 606 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:35,182 The prosecution's ridiculous theory 607 00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:37,151 that these two fabricated this evidence 608 00:23:37,218 --> 00:23:38,252 has been blown out of the water. 609 00:23:38,319 --> 00:23:40,988 He tried. He failed. 610 00:23:41,055 --> 00:23:42,356 This case never should have been brought 611 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,423 in the first place. 612 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,725 It's time for it to be dismissed. 613 00:23:44,792 --> 00:23:46,394 - Your Honor, the people-- - I've heard enough. 614 00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:49,130 I'm dismissing the charges. This case is over. 615 00:23:53,834 --> 00:23:55,536 - Look, I know we had some issues along the way, 616 00:23:55,603 --> 00:23:57,204 but I was wrong about you. 617 00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:59,707 You got the job done. Thanks, Stuart. 618 00:24:02,610 --> 00:24:04,477 - I don't care what just happened. 619 00:24:04,578 --> 00:24:06,013 You told him about Janet Fields. 620 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,115 He killed her, 621 00:24:08,182 --> 00:24:09,283 and you know it. 622 00:24:15,222 --> 00:24:17,358 - Stuart, I need to know what you're planning for Eddie. 623 00:24:17,425 --> 00:24:19,093 - I'm going to ask him some questions. 624 00:24:19,193 --> 00:24:20,695 He's going to read from a script 625 00:24:20,761 --> 00:24:23,297 that says the father said that he was the one driving the car 626 00:24:23,364 --> 00:24:24,832 to protect the brother. 627 00:24:24,865 --> 00:24:27,668 And the brother let him do it because he hates the father, 628 00:24:27,768 --> 00:24:30,538 hates Eddie, and is a selfish bastard 629 00:24:30,638 --> 00:24:34,709 that would do anything to protect his own skin. 630 00:24:34,775 --> 00:24:37,244 - Are you seriously going to make Eddie say that I hate him? 631 00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:39,413 - No, I'm going to have him say his fictitious brother 632 00:24:39,447 --> 00:24:40,648 hates his character. 633 00:24:40,748 --> 00:24:42,316 - He can't tell the difference, Stuart. 634 00:24:42,383 --> 00:24:43,384 - Neither could Helen. 635 00:24:43,451 --> 00:24:44,652 - You're the one who picked her. 636 00:24:44,752 --> 00:24:46,721 - And you picked Eddie. - Not to testify. 637 00:24:46,787 --> 00:24:48,689 I wanted him to feel like he was a part of things. 638 00:24:48,756 --> 00:24:49,924 - Well, now he is a part of things. 639 00:24:49,957 --> 00:24:51,425 And if him getting a little upset 640 00:24:51,459 --> 00:24:52,526 is the price he has to pay for me winning-- 641 00:24:52,593 --> 00:24:56,030 - Jesus, Stuart, you used my father, I used Helen! 642 00:24:56,097 --> 00:24:57,398 We're even! 643 00:24:57,465 --> 00:24:59,367 - I don't want to be even! 644 00:24:59,433 --> 00:25:00,968 - Okay. All right, no, I get it. 645 00:25:01,068 --> 00:25:04,372 This is about you being jealous of me 646 00:25:04,405 --> 00:25:06,407 and just doing anything to win. 647 00:25:06,474 --> 00:25:09,777 - No, this is about you being jealous that I'm going to win. 648 00:25:09,877 --> 00:25:11,879 If you want to stop me from putting Eddie on the stand, 649 00:25:11,912 --> 00:25:13,981 all you have to do is forfeit. 650 00:25:14,048 --> 00:25:15,616 But you'll never do that, 651 00:25:15,716 --> 00:25:17,518 because it would mean admitting to everyone 652 00:25:17,585 --> 00:25:18,919 that I'm better than you. 653 00:25:29,497 --> 00:25:31,766 - I hear things went well. 654 00:25:31,799 --> 00:25:34,001 Why do you look like someone killed your puppy? 655 00:25:34,068 --> 00:25:36,170 - Because I used falsified evidence. 656 00:25:38,906 --> 00:25:41,008 - What am I looking at? - Bowie's alibi. 657 00:25:41,042 --> 00:25:42,843 Something about it kept gnawing at me, 658 00:25:42,877 --> 00:25:44,545 so I came back to take a look at it. 659 00:25:44,578 --> 00:25:46,515 - He doctored the time stamp? 660 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:48,549 - It's not even him. - I see his face right there. 661 00:25:48,649 --> 00:25:49,884 - That's what he wants you to focus on. 662 00:25:49,917 --> 00:25:51,619 But inside, he's masked the whole time. 663 00:25:51,652 --> 00:25:53,888 He breaks in at the time of Janet Fields' death, 664 00:25:53,988 --> 00:25:56,924 voids the alarms, hacks the safe, gets the goods. 665 00:25:56,957 --> 00:25:59,727 By the time we get to this last shot, it's an hour later. 666 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,662 - Isn't it continuous? - Almost. 667 00:26:01,695 --> 00:26:05,166 He reaches the door at 2:35 a.m. and 37 seconds. 668 00:26:05,199 --> 00:26:08,969 Then he goes out of frame and reappears outside... 669 00:26:09,036 --> 00:26:11,939 20 feet away. - At 2:35 a.m. and 37 seconds. 670 00:26:12,039 --> 00:26:15,409 - So, unless he can teleport in zero time... 671 00:26:15,476 --> 00:26:17,244 - This isn't real. - No, it's not. 672 00:26:17,311 --> 00:26:19,346 I was so stuck on the fact that if Bowie were guilty, 673 00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:20,915 he must have hired someone to kill her. 674 00:26:20,981 --> 00:26:22,149 But the more I thought about it, 675 00:26:22,249 --> 00:26:23,384 if he wanted Janet Fields dead, 676 00:26:23,484 --> 00:26:24,885 he would have done it himself. 677 00:26:24,919 --> 00:26:26,253 - Stuart. - He murdered that woman 678 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,022 because of me, and I'm the reason he got away with it. 679 00:26:28,155 --> 00:26:29,757 - Stuart, do not do what you are thinking. 680 00:26:29,857 --> 00:26:32,026 - I have an obligation. I know that evidence was false. 681 00:26:32,093 --> 00:26:33,861 - No, you don't, because you shouldn't have looked 682 00:26:33,961 --> 00:26:35,196 at it in the first place. - God damn it! 683 00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:37,098 Her blood is on my hands! 684 00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:43,304 - Stuart, I don't like this case or this client, 685 00:26:43,404 --> 00:26:44,705 but you didn't kill this woman. 686 00:26:44,738 --> 00:26:47,274 Take the damn win... 687 00:26:47,341 --> 00:26:49,143 and move on. 688 00:26:53,180 --> 00:26:54,615 - Hey. 689 00:26:56,417 --> 00:26:57,685 - Helen, what are you doing here? 690 00:26:57,718 --> 00:26:59,320 - You were supposed to come home two hours ago 691 00:26:59,353 --> 00:27:01,021 and you didn't call. 692 00:27:02,623 --> 00:27:03,958 What's going on? 693 00:27:08,229 --> 00:27:10,064 - Helen. 694 00:27:10,131 --> 00:27:11,866 What are you doing here? 695 00:27:11,899 --> 00:27:15,269 - I came to tell you that I'm not mad at you anymore. 696 00:27:15,336 --> 00:27:17,238 - I meant I thought you wouldn't want to come here 697 00:27:17,271 --> 00:27:18,739 if you thought Ted were here. 698 00:27:18,806 --> 00:27:21,576 - Well, I knew Ted wasn't going to be here 699 00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:24,778 because he came to see me. - No. 700 00:27:24,879 --> 00:27:27,148 - Stuart, look, he--he apologized to me. 701 00:27:27,214 --> 00:27:29,483 - He came to you, told you what I was going to do, 702 00:27:29,551 --> 00:27:31,085 and now you're here to talk me out of it. 703 00:27:31,118 --> 00:27:32,987 - Yes, I am. 704 00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:34,755 Do you know what something like this 705 00:27:34,855 --> 00:27:36,423 could do to someone like Eddie? 706 00:27:36,525 --> 00:27:37,892 Because I do. 707 00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:39,760 - He wouldn't back down if the shoe were on the other foot. 708 00:27:39,827 --> 00:27:41,630 - We're not talking about what Ted would do. 709 00:27:41,695 --> 00:27:43,164 We're talking about what you're going to do. 710 00:27:43,264 --> 00:27:44,633 - I'm going to win. 711 00:27:44,732 --> 00:27:45,666 You said that you wanted to spend 712 00:27:45,699 --> 00:27:47,201 the rest of your life with me. 713 00:27:47,268 --> 00:27:49,604 This is about me being number one and setting up our future. 714 00:27:49,638 --> 00:27:51,705 - No, it's proving to the world that you're better than Ted 715 00:27:51,805 --> 00:27:52,840 at all costs. 716 00:27:52,973 --> 00:27:55,309 - I never get to be the best at anything! 717 00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:04,985 Why don't you just go tell him to forfeit to save Eddie? 718 00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,922 - Because he's not the man I love, Stuart. 719 00:28:08,055 --> 00:28:09,857 You are. 720 00:28:13,827 --> 00:28:15,329 - I'm here early, like you asked. 721 00:28:15,396 --> 00:28:17,364 - Eddie, why don't you hop up on the witness stand 722 00:28:17,431 --> 00:28:19,099 and wait for Stuart? 723 00:28:22,136 --> 00:28:24,171 Okay, before Eddie has to testify, 724 00:28:24,205 --> 00:28:25,839 I want you to change your plea to guilty 725 00:28:25,906 --> 00:28:28,209 and throw yourself on the mercy of the court. 726 00:28:30,277 --> 00:28:33,047 - Oh, I get it. You want to win by cheating. 727 00:28:33,147 --> 00:28:34,315 I didn't know you had that in you. 728 00:28:34,448 --> 00:28:35,684 I like that. - I'm not cheating. 729 00:28:35,749 --> 00:28:37,084 I'm asking for this... 730 00:28:37,151 --> 00:28:39,253 So that Eddie doesn't have to take the stand. 731 00:28:42,189 --> 00:28:43,658 - Well, then I'm not going to do it. 732 00:28:43,692 --> 00:28:45,159 - Why not? 733 00:28:45,259 --> 00:28:47,895 - Because he has always been your Achilles' heel. 734 00:28:47,995 --> 00:28:50,197 He's made you weak since you were little, 735 00:28:50,231 --> 00:28:51,899 and now you're asking me to get you out of this. 736 00:28:51,966 --> 00:28:53,535 The answer is no. - Dad, come-- 737 00:28:53,602 --> 00:28:56,036 - Would you toughen the hell up? 738 00:28:56,070 --> 00:28:57,471 You let that clown defense attorney 739 00:28:57,606 --> 00:28:59,541 do whatever it is he's going to do, 740 00:28:59,608 --> 00:29:01,008 and then you cross-examine Eddie, 741 00:29:01,108 --> 00:29:03,645 and you rip him to pieces. - I'm not going to do that. 742 00:29:03,678 --> 00:29:05,547 - Then lay down and forfeit. 743 00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:07,114 But stop blaming me for your problems. 744 00:29:07,147 --> 00:29:09,283 I'm sick of it. - You're a real son of a bitch. 745 00:29:09,350 --> 00:29:11,385 - You don't have the first clue how the world works-- 746 00:29:11,485 --> 00:29:12,820 - Stop fighting. 747 00:29:15,489 --> 00:29:18,392 - Looks like everyone's here. Is the defense ready? 748 00:29:20,394 --> 00:29:22,162 Stuart? 749 00:29:26,701 --> 00:29:29,770 - I'm not calling any more witnesses. 750 00:29:29,803 --> 00:29:31,905 Defense rests, Your Honor. 751 00:29:37,878 --> 00:29:40,381 - Then it's time for closing statements. 752 00:29:40,414 --> 00:29:42,617 Is the prosecution ready? 753 00:29:49,490 --> 00:29:53,861 - The prosecution withdraws its case, Your Honor. 754 00:29:53,961 --> 00:29:56,230 We got the wrong guy. 755 00:29:56,263 --> 00:29:58,365 - Well, this has never happened before. 756 00:29:58,399 --> 00:30:00,769 - Maybe not, but... 757 00:30:00,834 --> 00:30:04,938 as a prosecutor, I want to understand that... 758 00:30:05,039 --> 00:30:08,008 justice is more important than winning. 759 00:30:08,042 --> 00:30:10,444 - Well, then I guess we're all done here. 760 00:30:15,282 --> 00:30:17,117 - I knew it. 761 00:30:17,251 --> 00:30:19,486 Weak is the kind of lawyer you want to be. 762 00:30:19,554 --> 00:30:21,723 - This isn't about what kind of lawyer I want to be. 763 00:30:21,756 --> 00:30:23,457 This is about what kind of man I am. 764 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:24,526 And like always, 765 00:30:24,626 --> 00:30:26,193 it's the opposite of you. 766 00:30:33,568 --> 00:30:35,269 - Thank you, Stuart. 767 00:30:35,302 --> 00:30:37,104 - Right back at you. 768 00:30:38,773 --> 00:30:40,575 Now can we do it? 769 00:30:40,608 --> 00:30:42,677 - You bet your ass we can. 770 00:30:45,647 --> 00:30:47,749 - Hey, coming in. 771 00:30:47,816 --> 00:30:49,483 - Come on. - Come on in, buddy. 772 00:30:49,584 --> 00:30:51,151 - Group hug. 773 00:30:55,022 --> 00:30:58,392 - You wanted something for a splashy press release. 774 00:30:58,459 --> 00:31:00,227 Here you go. 775 00:31:08,068 --> 00:31:10,805 - You signed her. How'd you make that happen? 776 00:31:10,904 --> 00:31:12,873 - From the time she was a kid, 777 00:31:12,906 --> 00:31:14,975 her father managed every move, 778 00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:17,044 dictated every choice. 779 00:31:17,077 --> 00:31:19,346 She felt trapped with no way out. 780 00:31:19,413 --> 00:31:20,815 I related to that. 781 00:31:20,881 --> 00:31:22,249 - I was under the impression 782 00:31:22,282 --> 00:31:24,084 that you had a good relationship with your father. 783 00:31:24,184 --> 00:31:26,487 - That's my stepfather. 784 00:31:26,554 --> 00:31:30,157 My biological father... 785 00:31:32,025 --> 00:31:34,261 Real piece of work. 786 00:31:34,361 --> 00:31:35,563 - Mine too. 787 00:31:36,930 --> 00:31:38,833 When Sierra was arrested, 788 00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:40,901 she said she was innocent-- do you believe her? 789 00:31:40,934 --> 00:31:42,871 - I'm pretty sure she did it. 790 00:31:42,936 --> 00:31:44,104 Is that going to be a problem? 791 00:31:44,171 --> 00:31:45,774 - When I offered you the position, 792 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,341 I said that you could do with the department 793 00:31:47,374 --> 00:31:50,978 what you see fit, and I meant it. 794 00:31:51,078 --> 00:31:54,481 - Good. - Ah, hey, just... 795 00:31:54,516 --> 00:31:57,451 I--the other day... 796 00:31:57,519 --> 00:31:59,953 I shouldn't have snapped at you like that. 797 00:32:00,053 --> 00:32:02,657 I think my... 798 00:32:02,724 --> 00:32:04,992 feelings might have been a little hurt. 799 00:32:05,092 --> 00:32:08,328 - If I'm being honest, 800 00:32:08,429 --> 00:32:10,698 maybe mine were, too. 801 00:32:10,732 --> 00:32:13,434 - I should have called you when I was in New York. 802 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:14,968 - I should have waited for you to come back. 803 00:32:15,102 --> 00:32:18,540 - Are you sure that this is what you want? 804 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:19,641 Because-- - Ted, 805 00:32:19,707 --> 00:32:21,942 this is how it has to be for now. 806 00:32:25,145 --> 00:32:27,649 - I got to take that. - Yeah. 807 00:32:37,191 --> 00:32:38,158 - Hey. 808 00:32:38,192 --> 00:32:39,627 I heard about what happened in court. 809 00:32:39,694 --> 00:32:41,295 I know that is not what you wanted. 810 00:32:41,328 --> 00:32:43,230 - Did you hear Greg Fisher dropped me? 811 00:32:43,363 --> 00:32:44,431 - No, I didn't. 812 00:32:44,465 --> 00:32:46,601 - I came to you because I thought you understood 813 00:32:46,668 --> 00:32:48,068 this was important to me. - I did. 814 00:32:48,101 --> 00:32:51,071 - Then I revealed to you things that I'd rather not have. 815 00:32:51,138 --> 00:32:53,340 You said you'd take care of it. 816 00:32:53,407 --> 00:32:55,275 - I did take care of it. - In what goddamn way? 817 00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:57,679 - I got him to say he would do his best. 818 00:32:57,745 --> 00:32:59,514 I'm sorry it didn't work. - He did his best, all right. 819 00:32:59,614 --> 00:33:01,816 He humiliated my client and ruined my reputation 820 00:33:01,850 --> 00:33:03,283 all in one shot. 821 00:33:03,383 --> 00:33:05,820 - Then why the hell are you coming to me and not Stuart? 822 00:33:05,887 --> 00:33:08,222 - Because this all started when you asked me to do him a favor, 823 00:33:08,255 --> 00:33:10,290 and it ended up biting me in the ass. 824 00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:12,961 - No, you used that to get your mother's sculpture back, 825 00:33:13,026 --> 00:33:14,629 so that is not what this is about. 826 00:33:14,696 --> 00:33:15,964 - What are you getting at? 827 00:33:15,996 --> 00:33:18,733 - This is you, once again, using what is going on 828 00:33:18,766 --> 00:33:20,602 to find a reason to be near me 829 00:33:20,668 --> 00:33:23,303 instead of just admitting 830 00:33:23,337 --> 00:33:25,907 being near me is really what you want. 831 00:33:25,974 --> 00:33:29,376 - This all started with you. 832 00:33:29,443 --> 00:33:31,946 Your fake client and wanting a quote 833 00:33:32,045 --> 00:33:34,214 and calling and the flirting 834 00:33:34,281 --> 00:33:37,184 when you know that I-- - You what? 835 00:33:37,284 --> 00:33:40,588 And don't say that you don't like it, because you do. 836 00:33:43,156 --> 00:33:44,626 What is stopping you? 837 00:33:54,067 --> 00:33:56,303 I can't. 838 00:34:02,342 --> 00:34:04,646 - Well, then I can't do this anymore. 839 00:34:04,679 --> 00:34:05,980 - What are you saying? 840 00:34:06,014 --> 00:34:09,751 - I've been honest with you about what I want. 841 00:34:09,817 --> 00:34:11,886 I want to be with you. 842 00:34:14,087 --> 00:34:15,523 If you don't want to be with me... 843 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,665 I think we just need to stay away from each other. 844 00:34:58,198 --> 00:35:00,868 - Not so fast, Counselor. 845 00:35:01,536 --> 00:35:03,504 - Bowie. What are you doing here? 846 00:35:03,605 --> 00:35:06,206 - Could ask you the same, but I already know the answer. 847 00:35:06,273 --> 00:35:08,576 'Cause that's Isaac Adani's house. 848 00:35:08,610 --> 00:35:10,177 You found out something, 849 00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:12,914 and you're here to clear your conscience. 850 00:35:13,014 --> 00:35:14,616 - I figured out you doctored that footage, 851 00:35:14,749 --> 00:35:16,416 which means you're a murderer. 852 00:35:16,483 --> 00:35:18,185 And you used me to pinpoint your victim 853 00:35:18,251 --> 00:35:19,587 and hand-deliver your alibi. 854 00:35:19,621 --> 00:35:22,255 - You tell that to Adani, you get disbarred. 855 00:35:22,389 --> 00:35:24,124 - I know how the law works. - I'm just here to remind you. 856 00:35:24,257 --> 00:35:25,760 - Remind me of what? 857 00:35:25,827 --> 00:35:28,128 That you'd kill any witness that would testify against you? 858 00:35:28,161 --> 00:35:31,099 - Yeah, I killed Janet Fields, 859 00:35:31,131 --> 00:35:32,900 and I will kill you. 860 00:35:33,034 --> 00:35:34,334 But I'm not going to have to, 861 00:35:34,468 --> 00:35:36,203 because you don't want to hurt Helen 862 00:35:36,236 --> 00:35:40,340 or your sweet children or even poor Isaac Adani. 863 00:35:40,407 --> 00:35:42,877 There is nothing I won't do 864 00:35:42,944 --> 00:35:45,113 to keep myself from going to prison. 865 00:35:47,782 --> 00:35:50,885 - Well, before you go ahead and put me down, 866 00:35:50,952 --> 00:35:53,220 you should know that Isaac Adani 867 00:35:53,253 --> 00:35:55,123 is in that house right now watching us. 868 00:35:55,188 --> 00:35:56,356 - No, he's not. 869 00:35:56,456 --> 00:35:58,492 Isaac Adani is out to dinner with his wife. 870 00:35:58,526 --> 00:36:03,430 - Isaac Adani might be out for dinner... 871 00:36:03,497 --> 00:36:04,766 but I'm not. 872 00:36:04,832 --> 00:36:06,333 - Ted. - Stuart, how are you? 873 00:36:06,366 --> 00:36:07,602 - I know you. You're Ted Black. 874 00:36:07,735 --> 00:36:09,003 - Yes, I am, 875 00:36:09,103 --> 00:36:11,405 and I recorded everything that you just said. 876 00:36:11,539 --> 00:36:15,777 So if anything ever happens to my good friend, 877 00:36:15,810 --> 00:36:19,179 you are going to spend the rest of your miserable life 878 00:36:19,279 --> 00:36:20,782 in prison. - Uh-uh. 879 00:36:20,815 --> 00:36:22,349 I know how the law works. 880 00:36:22,449 --> 00:36:24,152 I didn't consent to being recorded, 881 00:36:24,217 --> 00:36:25,485 so you can't use that. 882 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,487 - I'm sorry, you misunderstood. 883 00:36:27,588 --> 00:36:28,556 I got here 884 00:36:28,623 --> 00:36:31,559 about an hour before you even showed up. 885 00:36:31,592 --> 00:36:34,227 You see, I'm collecting footage for a documentary 886 00:36:34,294 --> 00:36:35,596 that I'm putting together. 887 00:36:35,663 --> 00:36:38,198 It's on the mating habits of the pileated woodpecker. 888 00:36:38,298 --> 00:36:41,002 Your voice was a byproduct 889 00:36:41,135 --> 00:36:42,970 and therefore completely admissible. 890 00:36:43,071 --> 00:36:44,639 And before you start whining 891 00:36:44,672 --> 00:36:46,808 about attorney-client privilege, 892 00:36:46,841 --> 00:36:49,209 Black and Associates is not your law firm. 893 00:36:51,813 --> 00:36:53,681 Now be on your goddamn way. 894 00:36:56,150 --> 00:36:57,785 - Okay. 895 00:36:57,885 --> 00:37:00,220 I was never here. 896 00:37:00,253 --> 00:37:03,124 But if that gets heard... 897 00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:05,560 you know what I'm capable of. 898 00:37:13,868 --> 00:37:16,137 - Ted... 899 00:37:16,236 --> 00:37:17,872 I don't get it. How are you here? 900 00:37:18,005 --> 00:37:20,508 - Helen called and wanted me to take care of you. 901 00:37:20,608 --> 00:37:24,612 - She told you to set up Bowie outside of Adani's house? 902 00:37:24,746 --> 00:37:25,980 - She wanted me to talk you out of coming here 903 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,215 in the first place, 904 00:37:27,314 --> 00:37:28,883 but I knew that you were going to do it anyway, 905 00:37:28,983 --> 00:37:30,651 like I know a guy like Bowie 906 00:37:30,685 --> 00:37:32,153 isn't going to take his eyes off you 907 00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:35,823 until he's sure it's over. 908 00:37:35,890 --> 00:37:39,660 So I did the next best thing. 909 00:37:39,694 --> 00:37:41,361 - So you didn't listen to my wife? 910 00:37:41,394 --> 00:37:44,297 - Well, she just goes on and on, and blah, blah, blah. 911 00:37:44,431 --> 00:37:46,934 And, "Ted, protect my husband." 912 00:37:47,001 --> 00:37:48,836 It's enough already. 913 00:37:51,773 --> 00:37:54,142 Thank you, brother. - Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 914 00:37:54,208 --> 00:37:57,377 Hey, hey. 915 00:37:57,444 --> 00:38:00,014 Let's get you home, all right? 916 00:38:00,148 --> 00:38:01,616 - Pileated woodpecker? 917 00:38:01,749 --> 00:38:03,885 - What? I mean, I'm--I'm a birdsmith. 918 00:38:03,918 --> 00:38:06,921 - You're a something. - Did you pee your pants? 919 00:38:06,988 --> 00:38:10,357 - The contents of my underpants are none of your business. 920 00:38:10,423 --> 00:38:12,260 It's like a damn mudslide in there. 921 00:38:15,229 --> 00:38:17,231 - I got to say, you take away us casting 922 00:38:17,297 --> 00:38:18,599 only people we cared about, 923 00:38:18,699 --> 00:38:20,400 it was one hell of a heavyweight fight. 924 00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:21,636 - You're not kidding. 925 00:38:21,736 --> 00:38:24,605 Getting the father to admit he did it was masterful. 926 00:38:24,672 --> 00:38:26,439 - You countering by arresting the father 927 00:38:26,473 --> 00:38:27,608 was a stroke of genius. 928 00:38:27,642 --> 00:38:29,409 - Using the therapist against her own patient. 929 00:38:29,476 --> 00:38:31,579 - Forcing her to admit to an improper relationship 930 00:38:31,612 --> 00:38:34,414 with the defense attorney--it was one haymaker after another. 931 00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:36,416 - It sure was a slugfest. 932 00:38:39,352 --> 00:38:41,055 - Speaking of the therapist... 933 00:38:41,122 --> 00:38:42,990 - Yeah. 934 00:38:43,124 --> 00:38:45,660 - When exactly did Helen tell you she wanted to marry me? 935 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,762 - A few months ago. - "A few months ago"? 936 00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:49,496 You kept this to yourself the entire time? 937 00:38:49,564 --> 00:38:50,765 Didn't want to clue me in? 938 00:38:50,832 --> 00:38:52,465 - She asked me to keep it a secret, Stuart, 939 00:38:52,533 --> 00:38:53,601 and I didn't want to betray her trust. 940 00:38:53,668 --> 00:38:55,468 - Except in front of a room full of strangers. 941 00:38:55,503 --> 00:38:56,771 - Let's not relive that. 942 00:38:56,838 --> 00:38:59,841 - Just tell me-- what exactly did she say? 943 00:38:59,874 --> 00:39:02,276 - She said that if she met me first, she'd be with me. 944 00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:04,545 - Oh, my God, seriously! - And she-- 945 00:39:04,612 --> 00:39:05,980 I am being serious, Stuart. 946 00:39:06,113 --> 00:39:08,316 I mean, she didn't exactly say that, but come on. 947 00:39:08,415 --> 00:39:10,318 I'm the smoothest man with the ladies you know. 948 00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:11,384 - Hey, boys. 949 00:39:11,484 --> 00:39:14,722 Ted, this is my friend Samantha. 950 00:39:14,789 --> 00:39:16,824 - Hi. - Um... 951 00:39:16,924 --> 00:39:17,925 Sorry. - Are you okay? 952 00:39:17,992 --> 00:39:19,126 - Uh, yeah, I'm fine. 953 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,394 It's nice to "seet" you, Mamantha. 954 00:39:21,428 --> 00:39:24,632 - Nice to "seet" you, too, Fred. 955 00:39:24,665 --> 00:39:26,366 - It's Ted. - I know. 956 00:39:26,499 --> 00:39:30,071 - Oh. 957 00:39:33,174 --> 00:39:34,242 - Smoothest guy I know. 958 00:39:44,118 --> 00:39:46,587 - Okay, he's settled. 959 00:39:46,621 --> 00:39:51,092 He said he was going to take a shower, and... 960 00:39:51,192 --> 00:39:53,393 he's in your hands now. 961 00:39:53,493 --> 00:39:55,863 - Ted, I can't thank you enough. 962 00:39:55,897 --> 00:39:58,532 I know you and Stuart have had your differences lately, 963 00:39:58,633 --> 00:39:59,834 but... 964 00:39:59,867 --> 00:40:01,802 you're still family. 965 00:40:01,936 --> 00:40:03,804 - I know. 966 00:40:03,905 --> 00:40:05,506 You too. 967 00:41:58,519 --> 00:42:00,654 - Aaron. Aaron!